Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry.
Derek
I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!
Derek
Stay where you are then, and I'll give you an eye witness description of this, intergalactic wanker!
Derek
The headshot's the only true stopper.
Derek
What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?
Derek
Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!
Derek
Eat lead sucker!
Derek
I'm coming to get you bastards. [laughs in a mad way]
Derek
I'm born again!
Derek
The old magic is still there.
Ozzy
The bastards have landed!
Ozzy
I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys.
Barry
I think this is a job for real men!
Coldfinger
[drinking bowl of alien vomit] Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!
Lord Crumb
[on the radio] I think you better kill him Barry.
Derek